Crypto

shorthand for crypto-currencies such as Bitcoin

If my country's next to economically collapse, I'm buying crypto!

by praxguy July 31, 2015

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 8, 2003

CryptIRC

Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.

Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!

by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008

Crapitalize

To unnecessarily capitalize a word.

Most poets crapitalize.
For example, Emily Dickinson crapitalizes several times in the following poem:

"Within my Garden, rides a Bird
Upon a single Wheel—
Whose spokes a dizzy Music make
As 'twere a travelling Mill—"

by technirsew&elylracs August 29, 2010

Cryptic

A taboo beverage which includes human urine and other urea derivatives among its active ingredients.

I was very thirsty, so obviously my first thought was to guzzle a tall glass of Cryptic.

by Galer January 3, 2009

Crapitulate

v. To settle a dispute between two parties in which both end up being sleighted

v. To end a fight under pressure of a third party when you never really wanted to end the dispute in the first place and most likely still harbor a considerable amount of ill-wil for the person with which you were fighting

Cornwallias: "So I heard you and Gwendolyn stopped arguing and got back together."

Xavier: "Yeah, I still hate her but we crapitulated."

by CocytusBreath September 8, 2009

Crapito

Mexican way of saying crap

Person: "Crapito! I forgot to go to the store!"

by HippieLuver September 24, 2012