ass cobbler

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

by Yoshida May 3, 2004

cherry cobbler

The act of performing oral sex on a woman that is on the rag and has a yeast infection.

I was drunk as hell last night and took this nasty chick home with me, went down on her, and ended up getting a cherry cobbler. That was the nastiest pussy ever!

by DRP400 February 12, 2008

Botty Chobbler

A derogatory term for a homosexual.

"Get the fuck away from me you dirty botty chobbler."

by Chris Hitler September 29, 2004

chobblesom

To be talkworthy

Your looking very chobblesom!

by Mr Chobblesom June 23, 2022

cobbler's awls

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)

Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

by Lord Skywalker May 10, 2014

Cobbler

British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.

Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!

by Heymamas:) April 20, 2021

Twat Cobbler

When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler

" I got a whole mouth full of twat cobbler from the scunt!"

by snailtrailprkway February 2, 2013