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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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Ethnic Cleansing

What Israel has been doing to Palestinians since 1948!
X: Damn, why is it hard for the world to realize that the ethnic cleansing happening in Palestine is a crime against humanity?
Y: Bro, how do you not know? Israel gets away with everything!
X: Not this time! Free Palestine until Palestine is free!!
by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021
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Clean-room

A man-made environment that has much lower perticle counts than a normal environment
1. Hospital surgery rooms: to control the airborned bacteria contamination. ( responsible for postsurgery infections )
2. Semiconductor Industry: To control contamination of tiny particles. ( particles can cause defects on microelectronic devices and circuits.
3. Pharmamedical production. ( to control bacteria contamination in the drugs )
4. Space research and developement. ( the building and assembling of space shuttles and satelites. ( the space industry suffered many crashes and failed lunches during the 60:s to the 80:s because of particle-contaminated electronics )
5. Clean-rooms also appears i the food industry, but have lower requirements.
by Anders Tallbom August 5, 2005
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clean sweeper

when you wipe after pooping and the paper is clean, requiring no further wiping
It was a clean sweeper, I only had to wipe once!
by DJ Shaun May 20, 2011
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Creant

A law-abiding citizen
Goody Two-Shoes
Opposite of miscreant
"You see that kid picking up litter off the street?"
"Yeah, he's a real creant"
by jjfeu June 17, 2012
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Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.
Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!
by Sweet James October 9, 2015
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Clean Mouth

Someone who refrains from swearing or cussing
Joe is a Clean Mouth. Be like Joe
by sheikhaladdin February 25, 2017
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