Bedlocks

The way your hair looks after a solid night's sleep and a good sleep in.

Guy A: Oh Wow Man. Your hair's all over the place....

Gut B: Yeah. I had a good long sleep and even slept in. I got Bedlocks........

by grandude. June 13, 2012

donkey's bollocks

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.

Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!

by metapieman December 14, 2012

BOLLOCKS

1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.

1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.

by Mikal June 7, 2004

Bollocks

Slang term referring to the testicles. Mainly used as a curse, and in Britain.

When a man hits his thumb with a hammer; "Oh, Bollocks!"

by Ajax757 March 27, 2007

bollocksy

like bollocks but better...something that is bad

like if you want to but something but your not allowed...that is bollocksy

by PaGaNpYrO August 17, 2007

bollocksoneer

An utterly contemptible person. Derived from bollocks, the British slang term for testicles.

"Hey, watch the reactor control handle...argh....bollocksoneer!"

"His testicle elephantiasis was so bad, we nicknamed him 'bollocksoneer' for good time's sake."

by SomeoneAmazing March 8, 2007

bollocks shit and fuck

The three best swear words.

Oliver: “my favourite swear words are bollocks shit and fuck!”

by leogauntlover69 March 18, 2022