Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023

5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.

I want 5G affection or none at all.

by 5gaff October 18, 2022

terry affect

when someone talks to terry for to long they pick up terrys typing habbits

“he said cackled he has the terry affect”

by RAAAHH February 16, 2023

Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid

Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

The Chippy affect

When one improves and does significantly better when in the presence of “chippy”
Similar to the Jordan Poole affect

You went off today, must of been the chippy affect.

by Brucearchives March 18, 2024

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

2000s Affect

Noun

That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.

“Full 2000s affect hit me when I realized Borat came out nearly 20 years ago.”

by xesyag August 31, 2025