a man who sits on chatroulette or omegle totally naked so when you connect to them, all you see is them jacking off. or they just ask you to show your boobs, and when you say no they disconnect.
by jmoneeeeeeyzz. May 8, 2010
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A black chick with blonde pubes.
by cumshotcutie August 19, 2003
Get the wopper mug.Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
by EssexDave May 15, 2016
Get the essex windscreen wiper mug.Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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