Whoosah

A way for some body to calm down and relax.

After bob tried CRACK, he said Whoosah to calm himself down.

by TJFocusRISK February 17, 2005

whoopass

A can "opened up" on someone annoying you. Also comes in permutations of diet, caffeine-free, vanilla, all kinds of fruit flavoring which doesn't really taste like fruit, half-calorie, invisible, Dr. Whoopass, energy-formulated, and the New Whoopass, the last being hated by everyone so the company can make millions when people want to open up a can o Whoopass Classic.

Don't make me open a can o' whoopass!

by Xyzzy February 24, 2005

Whoosh Parrot

Derived from the 'Whoosh' reply to a joke which goes over non-intellectual heads. Originally signified by waving the flat hand just above the head.
The 'Woosh Parrot' was developed as a medium to convey the same message in a visual form for internet fora such as 'Pistonheads'

I've just seen an Ambulance with the word spelt 'Ambiwlans',,, Has dumbing down gone too far?

Whoosh! (With the picture of Whoosh Parrot following)

It's Welsh, you 'tard!

by Robert Stroud September 22, 2011

whoopdy

A usually sarcastic or uninterested reply about something unimportant

Person A: So-and-so wants to talk to you about such-and-such

Person B: Whoopdy

by LisaVD March 30, 2011

Whoopty Did

The opposite of Whoopty Do or Woopty Doo.

A phrase or saying used to genuinly acknowledge something positive in the world. Something valuable, impressive, game changing and truly useful from one's point of view. For example a good idea, an A+ in school or the nice looking features of another person.

In response to a colleague's good idea the manager said "You go! That's exceptional. Whoopty Did!"

When the child came home from school and said "Mom and Dad, Look I got all A's!" the father then responded by saying "Whoopty Did! Proud of you son!"

by Christus H Jeez December 17, 2012

double whoosh

When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.

"To get to the other side."

But why?

Double whoosh.

by BJ33196 October 21, 2010

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009