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Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.
Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.
by HotPizza February 18, 2017
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textual lubricant

Phrases such as "lol" or "lmao" used to ease the awkwardness of a conversation, even though you're not laughing at all.
He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.
by hennyyy March 15, 2021
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textual abandonment

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012
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Textual Conversation

To talk to someone through a text messege on their cellular telephone and often saying that they are having a good day then leads into a conversation.
Steve: What are you doing?
Sean: I am having a textual conversation with Ali. She is good.
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Bi-textual

People who use both Whatsapp and Viber.
I use Whatsapp but also Viber, they both have their charms. You could say I'm bi-textual
by bert2006 February 26, 2018
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Textually Potent

When a person's little texting swimmers swim very, very fast rather than very, very slowly. The ability to constantly text a variety of people, without losing stamina, endurance, and studdedness.
Tracy has extreme textual potency on the couch. She puts all them other hoes to shame.

Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.
by The Great Gift Bearer August 12, 2012
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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