textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

by ashlav January 24, 2012

textual lubricant

Phrases such as "lol" or "lmao" used to ease the awkwardness of a conversation, even though you're not laughing at all.

He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.

by hennyyy March 15, 2021

textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.

Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.

by fatsouliman December 15, 2014

textual harassment

When someone is texting you and it's far too sexual for your liking. Unwanted texutal harassment.

Sarah was messaging me last night, it was textual harassment.

by Rawrrr... April 19, 2016

Bi-textual

People who use both Whatsapp and Viber.

I use Whatsapp but also Viber, they both have their charms. You could say I'm bi-textual

by bert2006 February 26, 2018

Textually Potent

When a person's little texting swimmers swim very, very fast rather than very, very slowly. The ability to constantly text a variety of people, without losing stamina, endurance, and studdedness.

Tracy has extreme textual potency on the couch. She puts all them other hoes to shame.

Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.

by The Great Gift Bearer August 12, 2012

Textual Conversation

To talk to someone through a text messege on their cellular telephone and often saying that they are having a good day then leads into a conversation.

Steve: What are you doing?
Sean: I am having a textual conversation with Ali. She is good.

by uh9u9dgusekj8lqwg December 31, 2008