tearcatcher

a hair style mostly worn by emo kids in which hair comes down one side of the head and curves toward the face to cover an eye so it would seem that it would catch a tear.

Did you see the tearcatcher on that emo kid?

by lynl September 9, 2008

Tarsauds

Anyone of Middle East descent who has a family member who profits from the oil industry.

(1) Damn these Tarsauds just raised the price per barrel of oil again.

(2) This Tarsaud just challenged me to a drag race with his shiny new BMW!

by ChaoticLunatic April 25, 2008

tearassing

Running around like a freakin' maniac, trying to get a lot of stuff done.

Man, I was so ready for vacation that I was tearassing around my office today, just trying to get everything done so I could leave early.

by idiotgrrl July 10, 2010

Burrito tears

When banging a chick so hard in the the butt she cries.

Guy- "dude, ima give this bitch burrito tears!"

by SuSpence June 23, 2014

laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little

Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2007

Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

Black Tears

When you gag while giving a man head and your mascara runs when your eyes get watery.

She was sucking my dick last night and turned up to look at me crying those black tears.

by rahrahuhuh February 26, 2011