Toss The Salad

When you lick inside the asshole.

Gross, my cat just tossed his own salad! He just bent over, and he Toss The Salad!

by LinkFan64 September 21, 2008

toss off

another word for a man or woman self pleasuring

Mark Colgan tosses off donkeys

by billy bob May 14, 2003

toss off

Giving someone a hand job. Most likly a man.

Damn, did you get a toss off last night?

by M January 20, 2004

midget toss

think hot potato, except with a midget.

john won the midget toss tournament

by mike oxuje November 22, 2007

Pause and toss

To pause a regular movie to a sex scene and masturbate

Pause the movie and toss

My boyfriend likes to pause and toss to the sex scene in Monsters Ball with Hally Berry

by FoxyGrandMom December 9, 2008

toss goblin

A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often

That guy is a real toss goblin

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

toss salad

to lick out an asshole

hey buddy, you wanna toss my salad after we finish watching the antique roadshow?

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002