Shlinger

Penis.

He whipped out his shlinger and pissed all over the place

You see, that's a big shlinger

by Faux Sheez February 18, 2011

Sulking Vulture

a young person who has pitty sex with a partner who is way too old for them.

Cyrstal Harris left Hugh Hefner because she was tired of being the sulking vulture of the relationship.

by librarystaff July 1, 2011

Sling Dong

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.

Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"

by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014

salami sling

Really tight speedo's worn by fat males or metrosexuals hoping to attract another male.

You could see his nuts hanging out in that salami sling.

by Matt Frankenfield May 13, 2006

dole slinger

Welfare functionary who may or may not provide you with social assistance (aka the dole).

"The hog lard plant done blowed up, kids. Time to go see the dole slinger."

by Bort McAllister May 12, 2008

pizza sling

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

snap yer pizza sling, before i do, ass rafter!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004