1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.
2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.
2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.
1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.
2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5
Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?
2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5
Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?
by Comrade Dmitri March 3, 2004
Get the steam mug.When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.
"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"
"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"
"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."
*High fives*
"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"
"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."
*High fives*
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During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing
by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007
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This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.
by JohhnyCash1 November 13, 2007
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Get the steam roller mug.bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
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what the fuck does steam do?
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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