Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.
by MarkyMark July 7, 2003
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by mrespman September 6, 2006
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Equally amazing to, or more amazing than the Shamwow. Something which contains a completely inordinate amount of sheer godliness and could probably be sold in an infomercial.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me deep throat last night that went on for like, hours.
Guy 2: That's shamazing!
Guy 2: That's shamazing!
by satyrcynic February 18, 2010
Get the Shamazing mug.I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
Get the Shaking like a half jerked-off dog mug.Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007
Get the Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman mug.The act of keeping yourself moving or busy in order to stay awake and alert when you're very tired: Just as a shark needs to keep moving to keep breathing, you need to keep moving to stay awake and alert - otherwise you would go quiet and start to droop and slouch as tiredness sets in. Thrashing onwards like a shark will fight off the tiredness.
"I've been sharking all day today. I'm so tired but it had to be done."
"I sharked for the entire day today! I really hope I can get to sleep earlier tonight...."
"Sharking is hard. I'm tired. Someone slap me, please."
"I sharked for the entire day today! I really hope I can get to sleep earlier tonight...."
"Sharking is hard. I'm tired. Someone slap me, please."
by SharkingForTheWin January 27, 2014
Get the Sharking mug.A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.
A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.
by thelobotomist May 23, 2011
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