Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
by NickUK May 25, 2007
Get the Two Points mug.points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
by dmaestas September 4, 2009
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1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar
1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar
Mike:"Hey richy, i just waved at that hot-ass mother bitch."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."
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Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masarusan
Masaru, possibly the greatest sexy commando to ever grace the earth, wears two shining circular disks upon his shoulders. these disks are lovingly referred to as his 'charm points'.
When worn, Masaru's hair mysteriously becomes several inches longer, this makes the items highly valuable in the eyes of certain devious hair growth researchers. These researchers have attempted to take the charm points by force in the past, but were no match for Masaru.
Other strange features include bizzare smoke/steam that the charm points produce when in the rain, strange technological disturbances ((such as cash registers spelling out strange messages rather than computing the amount of money to be exchanged)) and the fact that they weigh a fricking TON!. (Masaru lifts them with ease, which proves to be misleading to the other characters)
Masaru found his beloved charm points in the mountains, therefore he wisely deducted that they came from the earth. Emediately after aquiring the charm points Masaru was confronted by several rude, naked, glowing children with huge black eyes, who demanded Masaru should give them his beloved accessories. Not one to tolerate rudeness, Masaru promply beat them up and went on his merry way.
Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masarusan
Masaru, possibly the greatest sexy commando to ever grace the earth, wears two shining circular disks upon his shoulders. these disks are lovingly referred to as his 'charm points'.
When worn, Masaru's hair mysteriously becomes several inches longer, this makes the items highly valuable in the eyes of certain devious hair growth researchers. These researchers have attempted to take the charm points by force in the past, but were no match for Masaru.
Other strange features include bizzare smoke/steam that the charm points produce when in the rain, strange technological disturbances ((such as cash registers spelling out strange messages rather than computing the amount of money to be exchanged)) and the fact that they weigh a fricking TON!. (Masaru lifts them with ease, which proves to be misleading to the other characters)
Masaru found his beloved charm points in the mountains, therefore he wisely deducted that they came from the earth. Emediately after aquiring the charm points Masaru was confronted by several rude, naked, glowing children with huge black eyes, who demanded Masaru should give them his beloved accessories. Not one to tolerate rudeness, Masaru promply beat them up and went on his merry way.
by sakket pico September 9, 2006
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Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.
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