Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

Pinting

The act of getting a blowjob while urinating at the same time.

My girlfriend got so mad when i gave her a suprice pinting

by Chocolatemuncher May 15, 2019

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.

”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”

by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020

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Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.

Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"

by ravyn96 December 3, 2022