Pity

Pity is 'thinly veiled hostility'.

Tsk tsk, what a pity.

by dontknowhim August 17, 2009

pity blowjob

A ptty blow job is given when your girl wont fuck you, but you wont take no for an answer so after begging she offers you a blow job to shut you up. But its not a regular blowjob its a bullshit cover up for her lack of sexual drive
Not even cumming all over her face would make the pity blow job feel satisyfing

" Babe im horny lets fuck !" " No im sick i dont feel good, how bout a pity blowjob" " Na id rather go watch 60 minutes!!!"

by a sexually frusterated man December 28, 2009

Pity Text

Text sent to ease conscience. Usually consisting on random statement or general question.

"Don't send me a pity text"

Examples of text

"How's ur day?"

"Hope all is well"

by Hypurr February 18, 2010

Pritly

adj. & n. • adj. the state of being the most hated and
ill-received member of a given social group. • n. unimaginable levels of unabrashed and unfounded arrogance resulting in significant shunning and/or ridicule.

Damn girl, you so pritly, yo mama had to tie a pork chop to
yo' neck so the dog would play with you

by teXXX & barT April 23, 2003

pity cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.

That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!

by Murderface November 21, 2013

pity

Something the strong offer the weak due to some internal feeling of sorrow or sadness for them. However totally unnecessary and should be given to noone.

Pity should be given to noone

by White kid who acts white - not black October 17, 2004

pitty pimp

(noun.)

A word used to describe a person who wishes pitty on themselves. One who whenever they open their mouths they are saying "Pitty me! I have a horrible life!"

(random names. not real ppl)

Dylan: hay, Julie, what's going on?
Julie: I was going ot visit my sister's grave. She died form cancer three months ago. It was horrible, my mother couldn't aford it, and my father walked out when she got it.
Dylan: O_o

by Wormtail July 7, 2005