obsessed

Constantly think of a certain thing and that thing almost never leaving your mind

@Swatgamer_214/glory Prussia is obsessed

by AmberTheGenderBender February 19, 2023

obsessed

A sad loser one who tries to "ratio" someone on every single tweet they see in existence, usually having "never been ratio'd" in their bio even though they have been 20 times on one post

Person 1: (something completely unrelated)
Random Douchebag: Urmm Ratio
Person 2: damn your completely obsessed

by AmberTheGenderBender March 15, 2023

Tri-obsessed

Tri: coming from the word "Triforce"

When someone who is obsessed with Zelda, automatically thinks that any triangular object they look at must be THE TRIFORCE.

O_o

Geek: "OMG THAT'S THE TRIFORCE!! DUN DUN DUNNNN"

Normal person: "No, that's a slice of pizza... you're so f*cking Tri-obsessed."

by gods_secretary June 24, 2011

comet observatory

The hub world from Mario Galaxy 1.
It’s both a comet and a observatory.

Jay: I just unlocked the kitchen on the comet Observatory!

Jeff: well I’m already on the bedroom.

by JeffyUHHHHHHHHH April 18, 2021

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.)

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

by fizzyfizzz January 4, 2012

Ur niece obese

The worst insult in human history and beyond. It makes; ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and even ur grandpap a trap look like churches.

1: Ur mum gay
2; Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur niece obese
*Explosions* The earth is destroyed and poor number 2 is suffering beyond comprehension

by Sorksun May 10, 2018

obesefemaphilia

To have a love for fat women.

Ricardo suffers from a case of obesefemaphilia

by Agapito August 24, 2007