guy: man im in love with linda. i never want to lose her.
guy 2: dude just go ask her out
guy: i cant. im afraid ill lose her as a friend
guy 2: just shoot your shot. i know she likes you
guy: alright dude, thanks
guy 2: youre welcome my guy.
guy 2: dude just go ask her out
guy: i cant. im afraid ill lose her as a friend
guy 2: just shoot your shot. i know she likes you
guy: alright dude, thanks
guy 2: youre welcome my guy.
by Prmag September 9, 2020
Get the linda mug.1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
Get the Linda mug.Linda, like a Karen, but she is the manager! She never listens to the good employees, just the bad. Every day is a new day for Linda. If you find a Linda, feed her plant based foods.
by cathysis October 9, 2020
Get the Linda mug.Linda is a young Karen in her 20's, she acts annoying and is entitled. She thinks she is the most important person around.
Devin: Hey did you hear Abby at the McDonalds?
Luke: yeah she was all rachet and acting like Linda.
Kurt: oh yeah that's a young Karen, I wouldnt date her with a 10 foot poll.
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Linda acts like she is a wannabe Karen. She already out of control.
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Linda is acting bougie with a bit of entitled crazy. Oh wait she a little karen.
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Linda is the next Karen watch her as she have a tenpertatrum.
Luke: yeah she was all rachet and acting like Linda.
Kurt: oh yeah that's a young Karen, I wouldnt date her with a 10 foot poll.
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Linda acts like she is a wannabe Karen. She already out of control.
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Linda is acting bougie with a bit of entitled crazy. Oh wait she a little karen.
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Linda is the next Karen watch her as she have a tenpertatrum.
by Zueqtic October 16, 2020
Get the Linda mug.by vaniibunny January 2, 2017
Get the Linda mug.Linda bedütet uf spanish süesses meitli ...
und ohh jaaa sie ish zuckersüess !
Ihres lache bringt de ganzi Rum zum strahle und ihri ahweseheit macht eim eifach glücklich. Wen du eh Linda als Bestikollegin hesh den hesh gunne !
Viel würded sege sie ish shüch aber au nur vo fremde bi anderne phüü isch sie lut .. Mit ihre chammer eifach alles mache sie lost immer zue und ish eifach da sie het es herz us gold! und wemmer eh linda het döff mer sie niemals loslah Sie ish alles was ich bruch #1
und ohh jaaa sie ish zuckersüess !
Ihres lache bringt de ganzi Rum zum strahle und ihri ahweseheit macht eim eifach glücklich. Wen du eh Linda als Bestikollegin hesh den hesh gunne !
Viel würded sege sie ish shüch aber au nur vo fremde bi anderne phüü isch sie lut .. Mit ihre chammer eifach alles mache sie lost immer zue und ish eifach da sie het es herz us gold! und wemmer eh linda het döff mer sie niemals loslah Sie ish alles was ich bruch #1
by vaniibunny January 2, 2017
Get the Linda mug.Linda means beautiful in many languages.
She is very soft and just a loving type of person and her kisses are the sweetest where you can't get enough. People are addicted to her. Watching her when she sleeps is usual a very calming favour for people.
She makes you feel alive by just being with her and spending time alone with her is also a very important concern for people.
Linda is caring, she will always make you feel that you are wanted in life. She listens to your problems and makes you feel better. And that's the differnece between her and other girls.
Lindas are very popular and have many friends, many girls want to be her best friend. Men are ranking to get her and she has the WOW- factor of a woman. They often have a very high intellectual level. That expresses their classy type and coolness, they are over and over beautiful from the inside and out.
If you're lucky enough to encounter a Linda, tell her how you feel and don't miss out on the opportunity to be with a Linda. She'll soon be everything you ever wanted.
She is very soft and just a loving type of person and her kisses are the sweetest where you can't get enough. People are addicted to her. Watching her when she sleeps is usual a very calming favour for people.
She makes you feel alive by just being with her and spending time alone with her is also a very important concern for people.
Linda is caring, she will always make you feel that you are wanted in life. She listens to your problems and makes you feel better. And that's the differnece between her and other girls.
Lindas are very popular and have many friends, many girls want to be her best friend. Men are ranking to get her and she has the WOW- factor of a woman. They often have a very high intellectual level. That expresses their classy type and coolness, they are over and over beautiful from the inside and out.
If you're lucky enough to encounter a Linda, tell her how you feel and don't miss out on the opportunity to be with a Linda. She'll soon be everything you ever wanted.
Guy 1: "Why didn't I tell Linda how I felt about her back in high school? We could have had the perfect life together. Instead, she's with that other guy now. I totally blew it, didn't I?"
Guy 2: "Yeah... not going to lie to you, buddy, but you should've told Linda how you felt when you had the chance back then."
Guy 2: "Yeah... not going to lie to you, buddy, but you should've told Linda how you felt when you had the chance back then."
by Erem468 January 4, 2017
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