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steeze monster

a word for a person so steezy, so clean, and so freaking crispy, that the person becomes a monster. steezin' from head to toe; from the dirty bucks to pomade in the hair.
by sambattles November 30, 2010
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Fat minute

1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.

2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
Ex: 1

Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.

Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.

Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.

Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*

Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.

Kat: Bet.

Ex 2:

Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
by Wichititty April 21, 2012
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Krista minute

A length of time that is roughly equal to around 2 hours but can be more or less depending on location and time of day.
I said I'd be there in a minute but i really meant a Krista minute.
by Schizmatic January 22, 2017
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Saulo Minute

When your friend says he will be back in a minute and then he never comes back.
Friend 1: "Where the fuck is Saulo? He said he would be back in a minute!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, a SAULO minute"
Friend 1: "Oh yea"
by Oropez October 28, 2021
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Freddy monster cock

A guy called freddy that has a HUGE cock.
me: hey freddy monster cock

freddy: kooom nu
by nonanasnas August 26, 2021
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Adrian's Monster

The large object that hides inside Adrian's pants. Commonly referred to as the "Big John Special," Adrian's monster only comes out of hiding when hearing the mystical Mark Colby play jazz. Adrian's monster will begin to escape when smooth jazz is played and will later hide until the real Mark Colby reveals himself again.
Where is Adrian's monster

It's hiding in his pants
by PussyAnnihilater69 August 4, 2017
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cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!
The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.
by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007
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