A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.
Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
by TravelLogix April 12, 2020
Get the Fail Mixmug. Similar to white trash, a family of wild animals, of all races living under one roof.
This definition comes from a real life experience of mixed trash. I.e. A large group of mixed trash, (the the reason I came up with this word) they are literally the definition! So my son and I, are innocently walking to his grandmother's house, two blocks down the road, when because one of their children had words with my child in school, a whole angry mob of mixed trash, savagely attacked my 11 year old child and I, out of nowhere, a Caucasian mixed trash bitch, a 45 year old woman no less, just bull charged us, punched me in my face 5 times! And then swiftly moved on to my 11 year old son, and, and without hesitation moved on to punching, and slapping my son in the face several times, then I continued to tell her, you're going to jail you just punched in 11 year old in the face, when she said"oh yeah prove it" with a snotty attitude as I'm filming the mixed trash bitch, you'd think she should know better, or not, i.e. "mixed trash"and I said I will prove it! I have a video right here, while waving my phone in her face! And she attacked me, for the 4th time! punching me in the face several times, grabbing my phone so tight it almost crushed, while screaming like a maniac (mixed trash style) to the 30 other angry mob members of mixed trash, wildly screaming get his fucking phone!!!! When I quickly made my escape with my phone, Id swear I was dreaming if my face wasn't being punched in!
This definition comes from a real life experience of mixed trash. I.e. A large group of mixed trash, (the the reason I came up with this word) they are literally the definition! So my son and I, are innocently walking to his grandmother's house, two blocks down the road, when because one of their children had words with my child in school, a whole angry mob of mixed trash, savagely attacked my 11 year old child and I, out of nowhere, a Caucasian mixed trash bitch, a 45 year old woman no less, just bull charged us, punched me in my face 5 times! And then swiftly moved on to my 11 year old son, and, and without hesitation moved on to punching, and slapping my son in the face several times, then I continued to tell her, you're going to jail you just punched in 11 year old in the face, when she said"oh yeah prove it" with a snotty attitude as I'm filming the mixed trash bitch, you'd think she should know better, or not, i.e. "mixed trash"and I said I will prove it! I have a video right here, while waving my phone in her face! And she attacked me, for the 4th time! punching me in the face several times, grabbing my phone so tight it almost crushed, while screaming like a maniac (mixed trash style) to the 30 other angry mob members of mixed trash, wildly screaming get his fucking phone!!!! When I quickly made my escape with my phone, Id swear I was dreaming if my face wasn't being punched in!
by puffmx123456 April 26, 2019
Get the Mixed trashmug. by Creflo April 14, 2017
Get the mix-tapmug. "Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...
And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...
And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017
Get the mixing and masteringmug. Morgan: hi I like u and think we could work what do u think
Mollie: no sorry I like how we are now
2 days later:
Mollie: I like u but don't want a relationship rn
Morgan: ffs
Mollie: no sorry I like how we are now
2 days later:
Mollie: I like u but don't want a relationship rn
Morgan: ffs
by Lovesosa73 May 3, 2022
Get the Mixed signalsmug. by VioLink36 April 22, 2015
Get the Mixing the Koolaidmug. by Langdon Olgar June 30, 2007
Get the hot mixmug.