Kermit

A proud Somali butt-pirate who feeds the anuses of the underprivileged children of the world.

Wow Suleymaan is a Kermit.

by rufus9996 November 27, 2021

luke kemia

A hilarious name designated to those with leukemia.

person 1: HAHAHAHA, look over there guys. It's Luke Kemia.
person 2: Which one?
person 1: The one with the gay bandana

by ilovethedick616! January 6, 2012

keemia

SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. THIS GIRL WILL BE BY YOUR SIDE THROUGH ANYTHING. IF YOU CALL HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NITE SHE WILL BE THERE. YOU NEED ONE OF THESE IN YOUR LIFE.

"hey keemia can you pick me up? im in a lot of trouble!!!!"
keemia : "sure give me the address"
"thanks your such a good friend"

by egerger November 26, 2010

The Kermit

the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.

girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.

by Kermitfrogging June 9, 2011

kermit guy

A small black man that looks a shade of green.

"Hey, Kermit Guy, what's up?"

by Danielson December 8, 2005

kemily

The best couple ever made from a Kenneth and a Emily

They are such a Kemily

by Code name Jolly Rancher July 14, 2017

Dirty Kermits

The act of leapfrog (hence the name "kermits" with 2 or more men. In the process of this the person who is jumping over the next sticks his penis into to nexts persons butthole or simply let's it slide along the crack. It is then reapeated until the men realize how frickin nasty this is.

Hey I heard you and joe were doing dirty kermits last night.

by Yo momma 1000000° May 1, 2012