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Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
by JWMP November 10, 2008
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floatation device

by Anonymous November 2, 2002
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floating t-shirt

very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts
ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?
by late! October 16, 2008
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Pie Floater

Bizarre Australian "delicacy" that involves a meat pie, floating in pea soup, with tomato sauce on the top.
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 28, 2005
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flit

1. A fluttering or darting movement; moving rapidly or quickly

2. A derogatory slang word for homosexual males popular in the '50s.

3. A form of transportation invented by Darren Shan in which vampires move their legs very quickly. It's not quite running and not quite flying.
1. The bees were flitting from flower to flower.

2. He acted like a little girl. I swear he's a flit.

3. The air rushed over my ears as Mr. Crepsley flitted to our next location.
by Dal Cuore April 18, 2006
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Float a keg

To empty the contents of the keg. Usually by oral consumption. Also the sign that the party/function has come to an end.
All the beer is gone. The keg has been floated. NO MORE BEER! FUCK! Now how am I gonna get this girl drunk and take advantage of her.
by T October 6, 2004
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