Findle

Findle comes from the root words 'fondle' and 'bindle'. A bindle can mean a sack or small package. And fondle means to rub someone's 'no-nos'. Thus the word 'findle' enters the lexicon to mean: When someone secretly rubs their package on another person, specifically their 'no-nos'.

Bro, I forgot to wear underwear to work yesterday and we had this party of 175 sorority girls pack the place out. I findled like 30 of'em, bro!

by Masturbate Furiously September 26, 2011

Fondle

To touch in very unusual places and chigle them around while lathering oil on those places

Allison fondled the tibetten hobo

by The Chigglenator May 22, 2008

Findle

a term to describe a group of white people

Hey jerry, look theres a flock of white people!

You mean a findle?

by GalixerWonUwU December 1, 2020

Findley

To take a long, wet, nasty shit. Always accompanied by lots of loud farts, and in some cases "sharts".

Dude, I went to the bathroom and I heard this guy pulling a Findley. It was sooo gross.

by Damn fucken right. April 25, 2009

Tinkle Fenders

Vaginal flaps

That bitch's tinkle fenders smell like a dumpster.

by John May 28, 2004

anus fondler

one who fondles with the anus

Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

by boomkablamo April 28, 2006

Dizon Fondle

When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.

Dude, I Dizon Fondled my girlfriend last night. I made her take her glasses off.

by oranjeguice February 15, 2009