Short form for "emo employees". Typically such people have constant problems with everyone and everything at work. Therefore they get desperate and become called "emo employees".
Damn it! I got disconnected from the work VPN connection and my computer CPU is at 100%. I am a true emoloyee...
by OriginOfTruth January 10, 2024
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Coined by Shimmy Llyn Murphy mid October 2024
Coined by Shimmy Llyn Murphy mid October 2024
Boudreaux got that welder cap on again at the bar looking employedable tonight, even though he just got laid off.
by Tiger Murphy October 20, 2024
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Employflee (noun) – A person who presents themselves as an eager job hunter but, once hired, avoids work at all costs.
I thought he was a serious job hunter, but turns out he’s just an employflee showed up for orientation and disappeared before lunch.
by Mind_surgeon March 15, 2025
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by Somateria fischeri September 13, 2025
Get the Employmephobia mug.Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
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Get the employed twinkie~ mug.Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~
A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.
The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".
The term is to be used in a non formal manner to describe a close friend or a person of authority.
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
"He sat upon his throne, high above the ground, Heflin snickered, "He's such an employed twinkie!" He whispered to Gregory with a smile on his face"
"I don't know why he's like that ..., me and him are employed twinkies for life."
"The principal is formal, the principal after saying hi to him: Absurd image of said principal"
"Love our fellow employed twinkie~ at aisle 4"
by B.A.A. November 25, 2025
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