Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.
Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.
by d2x_caleb@yahoo.com July 01, 2007
a "special" car sold on ebay...typically a yellow cavalier/sunfire with lightning bolts on this side of it and jensen/sony stereo system.
hey you check out that ebay special? glasspac, automatic tranny, flames, killer stereo system..nice and black steel wheels
by Franc Schmithers December 20, 2007
A person who shops around for the best offer of what they are going to do on a particular night by calling everyone in their phone book and asking what they are doing while responding with non-commital answers so as to leave the option open to either participate or bail out.
that kid is eBay Friend-ing again. he's called everyone whose here right now to see what's going on tonight.
by patrick swayze September 15, 2007
n. woman/man who will have sex at an auctioned price online...travel expenses are genereal picked up by the buyer....a slutfacemagoon00bassbeotch.
by Lukeface April 21, 2004
A birthday that consists of the birthday boy or girl browsing eBay rather than doing other more traditional birthday activities.
Osman: Hey man I know your birthday is coming up in a week. Are you having a party? Do you want to hang out or something? Hit me up man.
Darius: Uh, this is kind of awkward. I'm actually having an eBay birthday, so... yeah.
Osman: ...
Darius: Uh, this is kind of awkward. I'm actually having an eBay birthday, so... yeah.
Osman: ...
by WhisperScreamer August 11, 2010
ey nick be sure to tell to your ebay pimp , to hook it up wit some brown sugar . i just love that ebay pimping
by david cook March 10, 2007
A person who is too lazy to level his own character in World of Warcraft so he/she buys one off of eBay. An eBay toon usually has the lowest dps but has the best gear you can get.
Group member 1: why is his dps so low?
Group member 2: idk he must be an eBay toon, just look at his gear. He must be if he sucks that bad.
Group member 2: idk he must be an eBay toon, just look at his gear. He must be if he sucks that bad.
by Pwnage Nubzorz December 15, 2010