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dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
i hate having dish issues
by Sexydimma September 23, 2016
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dish dick

Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.
After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.
by Sh3p007 June 9, 2018
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Dish back

The back pain someone recieves from washing dishes at an approximate 23 degree angle for periods longer than 3 minutes.
I have severe dish back. I’ve been at these dishes for at least 10 minutes!

Hey, do you wanna tap out and let me do some dishes? You don’t want to get dish back!
by The Latvian Workhorse June 16, 2022
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Doggie dish

Sorry, I have to clean, Rover left a doggie dish on the floor
by Drsquidward July 10, 2018
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Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.
My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.
by racergamer February 22, 2015
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dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.
Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.
by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015
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Dish Fucker

Slang term for dish detergent pods.
If you go to the store pick up more dish fuckers, I just used the last one
by GrumpyMonk May 13, 2020
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