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dish dick

Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.
After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.
by Sh3p007 June 9, 2018
mugGet the dish dickmug.

Dish back

The back pain someone recieves from washing dishes at an approximate 23 degree angle for periods longer than 3 minutes.
I have severe dish back. I’ve been at these dishes for at least 10 minutes!

Hey, do you wanna tap out and let me do some dishes? You don’t want to get dish back!
by The Latvian Workhorse June 16, 2022
mugGet the Dish backmug.

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
i hate having dish issues
by Sexydimma September 23, 2016
mugGet the dish issuesmug.

dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.
Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.
by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015
mugGet the dish workermug.

Mix dish

A mix bowl is when you have a container where you mix your tobacco and weed.
Yo bro lass the mix dish so i can pack a bong
by Thenortheastjoker December 17, 2020
mugGet the Mix dishmug.

Dish Pic

Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood
"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."
by Bob Blueberries September 3, 2014
mugGet the Dish Picmug.

Patriot Dish

Like Petrie Dish but instead of a glass instrument, a Patriot dish is a large gathering under political reasonings during a global pandemic; by which much like a Petrie dish a contagion is allowed to prosper.
They aren't requiring any safety precautions

at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.
by SadisticPretzel June 19, 2020
mugGet the Patriot Dishmug.

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