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Desperate Irrelevants

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."

"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."

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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."

"Did you sell your car though?"

"Of course, it was an awesome car."

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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023
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Ishaan Rungta
desperate to meet someone at every point in the day
by The lads are on tour July 17, 2022
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desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.
She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025
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Desperate

Lowering yourself worth for attention from the opposite sex, Coming across as needy desperate & thirsty in order to gain the attention of a man.

Asking for his hotel room number & behaving in a whore like manner.

Making sexual advances despite the fact they aren’t being reciprocated.

Stalking his girlfriend on social media.

#Attention Whore #Desperate #Rejected #Try Again #Off you FUCK # Lizzie Hubbard
Did you see that Desperate ex-stripper whore offering herself to that taken man?! She was so willing to open her legs! How disgusting!

Yes I did! She’s such a Lizzie Hubbard!!!
by Babestation Hahaha hilarious December 22, 2019
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Taran is the definition of desperate

He is a creep that is desperate for a girlfriend. Hes ugly so idk why he trying so hard for a girlfriend

Good luck taran lets hope you dont get a girlfriend.
Your a creep no offence
Taran is desperate because he trying to get with my cousin and he he gets rejected lots of times.
by Dbbdbxbxbxbxbx December 27, 2020
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Desperation

when you ask people to buy your tet dandi for mystic
Anyone that can buy my tet dande for mystic, i put it up for min price (DESPERATION) xD
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Desperate white boi

Someone that ask for sex right away in a relationship usually it's that Guy named Austin
Hey yo you know that duDE Austin?
Yeah he's that desperate white boi eh?
by shykwandie4321 September 21, 2017
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