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casual creeping

The act of creeping on someone AFTER they personally liked a photo or post ect on a social media site and you click on their profile to see what they've been up to
Person 1: It was just casual creeping nothing more
by Sunshine06 January 13, 2015
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e-creeping

The process of stalking someone through electrical circuitry.
"Concerns run high that foreign goverments maybe e-creeping the American public through foreign-made consumer electronics whose smart circuitry can listen in on any conversation."
by onysai May 23, 2018
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The Creeping Mung

The stuff that oozes out of your dick hole, that is transmitted sexually
That dude got The Creeping Mung, dont put your mouth on his wee wee
by DC1999 July 17, 2019
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Tepee Creeping

Ol ‘ Bob has been tepee creeping with the widow next door.
by H2Omelon February 23, 2026
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Creep Creeping Past Expiration

Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.

Signature Behaviors:

Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006

Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him

Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls

Gets mad when women don’t flirt back

Believes showering is optional but sex is a right

Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)

Symptoms Include:

Thinking his penis still has a fan base

Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you

Bragging about sex he’s not having

Fearing accountability more than jail

How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
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Smokey creeking that * pack

A harsher version of smoking that pack, it’s used to disrespect someone* dead in a more brutal or personal way.

*name
by Richard RD July 12, 2025
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Cross Campus Creeping

To be "analyzing/inspecting/viewing/checking out/scoping/judging/whatever else you may call it" a girl (or guy, depending on how you roll), from a great distance.
....you get the picture I'm sure. Today, I was at the top of campus and I had the perfect perch for cross campus creeping on girls. I mean, wouldn't you if you had outstanding vision such as mine?
by Eagle Eyes September 2, 2011
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