Slow internet connection

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies

boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(

by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013

Soul connection

When two people are connected at the soul and secretly they are meant to be to the point where they do everything the same

Joe and Lisa had a soul connection and when he hurt, she did too

by lizziates November 7, 2006

mcdonalds connection

A shitty Internet connection.

We were at Mike's house, and we wanted to play MW2, but he had a mcdonalds connection, so we couldn't without it lagging all the time.

by The Grenadier October 23, 2010

ABC connection

A slight acronym for the commonly used phrase "ASS BALLS CONNECTION" or even more commonly known as the "grundle." It is hairy area between your balls and your ass hole.

Man you have a hairy ABC Connection...Biatch!

by NIBUD April 3, 2003

walmart connection

-Someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.

-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.

"Your page still hasn't loaded yet? What do you have a Walmart connection?"

"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."

by TribeofSimeon July 5, 2008

mexican air-conditioning

When you open the door with out any screens to let the cool air in the house because you do not have air-conditioning.

The trailer's front door was wide open letting in all of the flys from the chicken farm where he was a migrant worker,to let in the fresh air because mexican air-conditioning was better than none at all.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006