cockend

An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.

"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"

by Dan 88 November 1, 2007

Cockenspiel

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

by onryou74 November 23, 2010

cockledew'

She's such a slut , she'll fuck anything.(ANY COCK WILL DO.)

(1st. person in convo): Man when the bar was about to close, Jessica was all up on everyone's nuts, even up on the retarded guy there with his pops.

(2nd in convo):Hella bro, when Jessica drinks she has no self control, she's a straight cockledew'.

by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

Cocklesnot

a child, usually younger, refers to children as they often have snotty noses, often said to young people who think there grown up

you think you can outdrink me?, your still a cocklesnot

by j rainz January 9, 2008

cockleshnuff

Used with little children, to make them think its a bad word

You"re such a cockleshnuff!

by alishba April 30, 2020

Cockensate

A merging of the words 'cock' and 'compensate'. The act of compensating for a man's genetalia, or lack thereof, by different means. This may include the purchasing of large automobiles, the buying of large houses, or various spending on other supersized memorabilia.

Man 1: Look at Jerry's new car.
Man 2: Wow, that thing's huge. He's always told me how much he hates big cars..
Man 1: Hmm, probably trying to cockensate.

by The Snoop Doggy Bryce March 14, 2007

cocked out

1. A party, event, or congregation where the number of males is significantly higher than the number of females.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.

1. That frat party was cocked out man! It was a fucking sausage fest in there.

2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.

3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.

by oneOFemPIMPS April 5, 2009