candace

she a hoe. like mega mega hoe but she chill though. she got hella hoes but still want sum real.

bruh that girl is such a candace

by jaedaddy October 31, 2018

Candice

THOT

You see Candice?
Yeah she a THOT!

by Fucklandonheabitch November 29, 2017

Candice

Contrary to definitions 1 and 2 of this word, it means nothing of the sort. Clearly the authors of this definition are males who have been scorned by women/transvestites named Candice. But they cannot and should not blame it on Candice, but rather the fact that they are so horny and foul that they will have sex with any female (whether she has a penis or not). Candice is a beautiful, smart and sexy girl with a terrific sense of humor.

Bob: Did you see that new girl in accounting?

Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.

by Tommy R. September 26, 2007

Swedish Candycane

The act in beating a girl with your dick till she starts bleeding while your ejaculating on her face. Somewhat similar to the strawberry shortcake.

After I gave Carly the birmingham booty call i gave her a Swedish Candycane.

by Burnss22 March 16, 2009

Candace Owens

A black conservative woman who tells it like it is!!! Having been raised in poverty herself, she knows first hand the problems and SOLUTIONS that black America needs to implement if we want to free ourselves from the harmful policies of the "progressives." She may be a yapper at times, but she's very brilliant. She's the voice of black conservatives and future leader of black America.

Candace Owens has become a spokesperson for black republicans. She bases her arguments on logic and FACTS unlike Maxine Waters, Don Lemon, and other black "progressives" who claim to have our peoples' interests at heart. We as blacks need to start addressing our own issues from within our culture rather than viewing ourselves as oppressed victims. Only then can we progress.

by CandyRamen January 9, 2021

Candace Owens

A right-wing political activist most well known for her work at Turning Point USA, and her work over at PragerU/Daily Wire. Owens often starts fights online for fun, causing much tension online.

Candace Owens grew up in Connecticut, before moving to Philadelphia.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries December 3, 2020

Candice

1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.

Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?

by The_Cox November 5, 2009