awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
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Get the bibbleboy mug.used to express ultimate honesty, or to show that you're not playing around. derived from the act of swearing on the bible, or the short term 'swear on the bible.'
used like 'on god', 's2g', 'for real' or 'tbh' 'fact' etc
used like 'on god', 's2g', 'for real' or 'tbh' 'fact' etc
ex. bible, that last shot got me lit.
me: mane, she was a 10/10 bro.
homie: for real b?
me: on bible brodie, i've *been* throwing game.
me: that shirt is fire.
homie: bible??
me: bible.
me: mane, she was a 10/10 bro.
homie: for real b?
me: on bible brodie, i've *been* throwing game.
me: that shirt is fire.
homie: bible??
me: bible.
by cybermane June 5, 2018
Get the on bible mug.Also know as the stevebucky holy grail, this phrase commonly refers to the iconic fan fiction series "Not Easily Conquered" or "NEC" by dropdeaddream and WhatAreFears on AO3, focusing on the pairing of Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The 3 installments (A Long Winter, The Thirteen Letters, Not Easily Conquered) cover an alternate timeline for the characters where Bucky had written love letters to Steve, and has become well known in the fandom for its beautiful prose, gathering its own sub-fandom.
Person A: I've never read NEC.
Person B: How could you not? It's the stevebucky bible!
Person A: 'I know when to walk away from a fight and trying my damnedest not to need him was a losing battle.'
Person B: Where's that from?
Person A: 'So how long have I loved you for? womb to tomb, sweetheart. since before I was even here at all.'
Person B: Oh, of course!!! The stevebucky bible!
Person B: How could you not? It's the stevebucky bible!
Person A: 'I know when to walk away from a fight and trying my damnedest not to need him was a losing battle.'
Person B: Where's that from?
Person A: 'So how long have I loved you for? womb to tomb, sweetheart. since before I was even here at all.'
Person B: Oh, of course!!! The stevebucky bible!
by ilovedyoufirst February 2, 2021
Get the the stevebucky bible mug.Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she's already showing tits) she chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being troll bait. Then alot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains alot, really)
Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler for pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.
Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes then he gave Moses, plus the
rcon password for life and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God Mode turned on though, so he waited 2 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into lifes server, and laughed at the jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
The End
Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler for pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.
Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes then he gave Moses, plus the
rcon password for life and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God Mode turned on though, so he waited 2 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into lifes server, and laughed at the jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
The End
by Hiebsy August 9, 2009
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