Alien Dick

Extreme penis disporportion; when it is so cold the shaft becomes extremely small and thin and the head of the penis is of normal size... often times the penis points in different directions

after taking a dump in a cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien dick..it was soooo embarrassing

after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing

"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"

man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing

girl POV

"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"

by the new revolution March 16, 2009

Avital the Alien

A totally radtastic girl who doesn't give a fuck about what anybody thinks. She is truly herself and has a wide (but good) taste in music.

person 1: damn that girl is hot, but she is so confident that coming on to her is kind of difficult.
person 2: yeah she's one Avital the Alien.

by Taxidermy11 July 10, 2009

Alien 3

The movie that even David Fincher is ashamed of. Follows the exploits as she crash-lands on the penal colony Fiorina 'Fury' 161, and must do battle once again with an alien creature that stowed away aboard her ship. Should be ignored at all costs.

last lines of the movie
Ripley: voice rising over static ... Ash, Captain Dallas. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

by crazyrabbits May 28, 2005

Alien language

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by September 15, 2020

Alien Fingers

noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.

Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"

by Slimefeld August 18, 2007

Alien Mask

At the pinnacle lies the Alien Mask tier, as extraordinary and otherworldly as an encounter with an alien being. These items are the stuff of legends, as scarce and remarkable as an artifact from another world. The Alien Mask level represents items that are nearly impossible to obtain, providing incomparable benefits or status to those who possess them. They transform the user's experience entirely, offering a glimpse into a reality that is beyond the comprehension of the ordinary.

1. He had an alien-mask reputation in the community, known for accomplishing feats that most players could only dream of.

2. The gauntlets of Alien Mask quality were more than just armor; they were a symbol of heroism that any champion would wear with honor.

by chickensgocluck November 09, 2023

Elle the alien

Elle is a wonderful (in this moment) purple-pink haired alien, Loves Kurt Cobain and Nirvana in general. Elle is the best thing to happen to you , it's an alien that arrived on earth by chance, and encountered an alien observer with blue messy hair. Elle i don't want you to leave this planet, please stay here , we could observe the galaxy on the Earth and listen to riot grrrl music while making punk pins.

- Elle the alien , you're my soul sibling

- The blue haired alien observer

by AlienObserver November 20, 2021