San Jose Christian School 

A Christian middle school that will inevitably either lead you into a bout of spiraling depression and turn you into an aethiest or will turn you into uber Christain. SJCS is literally hell with a several thousand dollar tuitions. And God forbid, literally, that you're not the whitest bitch on the planet. If you have even an ounce of melanin in your body you will stick out like a soar thumb. And if you don't like someone in your class, well have fun with that, because there are basically like 9 students per class. This piece of Christian trash loves to feed student directly into Valley Christian High School which is arguably 100x worse, with basically biweekly drug/locker checks, because what else do teenagers do. And somehow after years of not being near this cursed middle school, and you may be even at college, you will never forget that place aka hell.

Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?

Yeah, but I went to SJCS.

San Jose Christian School: a school from hell where all you learn about is how to be a good Christian, and that global warming isn't real.

San Jose Christian School by cool art September 8, 2019

Social Media Christian 

when a person constantly posts Bible quotes on their story, has one in their bio, and posts things relating to Christianity when in reality they are the biggest liar and are everything they say you shouldn’t be.

Did you see when she kicked that old man and called you a whore?? And then she went on to post that Bible quote about how you should love your neighbor!!

I know she’s such a social media Christian

Social Media Christian by anonymous March 5, 2021

Don’t swear on my christian server 

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.

Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.

Don’t swear on my christian server by get the bleach January 24, 2020

reformed christian

A person who has beliefs in God, yet is awfully slutty and has a bad reputation.

Rianna always goes to church but is always leading on guys! She is such a reformed christian!

reformed christian by ReeRee. September 28, 2008

Pella Christian 

Pella Christian is a Christian school in Pella, Iowa. Their excellence in academic fields along with Athletics has made them one of the Top Tier Christian schools in the Mid-West.

Jennifer: What school do you go to?

Jerome: Pella Christian!

Jennifer: Wow that’s awesome! I’m thinking of transferring to there.

Jerome: You should! Everyone is welcome.

Pella Christian by YoKevDogIsGay! November 22, 2019

Kelowna Christian School 

A caring learning community under the Lordship of Jesus Christ. Kelowna Christian school develops programs, strategies, and methodologies, within the context of biblical principles, that produce graduates with a Christian worldview, who are well prepared in all academic disciplines, committed to life-long learning, and understand and commit to a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Teachers are committed to equipping students to reach their academic and spiritual potential through the pursuit of excellence. Kelowna Christian School is a safe, nurturing, and mentoring environment where all students have a sense of belonging.

Kelowna Christian School is a energetic learning environment fueled by Jesus Christ

Kelowna Christian School by Student@KCS March 11, 2009

Judeo-Christian values

A buzzword used by watered-down pussy right-wingers (like Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, or all of Fox News, for example) trying to appeal to arrogant self-described "centrists" or "center-rightists", and which is understood by non-anti-religious conservatarians as meaning enlightenment values like free speech, and by Bible thumper rednecks as not letting'em gays hold hands. The main reason this buzzword gets used is because it can appeal to both of these demographics (which are this phrase's main target audiences), by meaning wildly different things to wildly different people. The reason these very different groups (sometimes) serve as audience for the same talking heads (Ben Shapiro et al) is that they both hate the authoritarian SJWs, albeitly for different reasons, and people will sometimes group by the logic of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

Jordan Peterson or whatever : Western Civilisation is based on Judeo-Christian values.

SJW: "Judeo-Christian values" is a RAYCIST dogwhistle!
Normal person: Western Civilisation is based on Enlightenment values, because people in Europe stopped thinking of the (Christian) church as infallible sometime during the Renaissance, leading to technological advancement. Also Judaism was insignificant in the Europe of this time, when compared with Christianity.
Donald Trump or whatever: There is an attack, there is an attack, on Judeo-Christian values. And how tremendous... There is a tremendous attack, there is.

Judeo-Christian values by Clarity 1997 September 4, 2021