The Commodity Effect

When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.

Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.

by phillip buttons April 10, 2017

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Sky Effect

It is when a person has the urge to take,borrow, or steal something that's not theirs.

Ex: He just took my milk that's a sky effect happening.

by Qhá Nhán May 4, 2017

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When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns

John became depressed as he realized he was under the spell of the captain effect.

by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017

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The Butterfly Effect

An STD that causes men to jizz caterpillar eggs. The eggs later hatch and the butterflies fly out of the vagina.

"Hey Samantha, why are you going to the doctor?"

"I think Brad gave me the butterfly effect, I've got butterflies in my stomach!"

by The soggy tomato February 19, 2018

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Razalas Effect

When a person knows one of their best friends has broken the bro code on numerous occasions and insists on remaining friends regardless of their past offenses knowing full well that they are bound to break the code once more.

Danny, you are letting your friend get off easy even though he broke the bro code and it wasn't even the first time either. You're creating the Razalas Effect.

by ElextheExcellent June 19, 2016

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