A fusion of education and prison for adolescents.
Calling it 'the best four years of your life' is fucking
bullshit. Each year you spend at this so-called '
school' has it's own special horrors.
Freshmen: Every other grade hates you. You probably
hate yourself, too, because you'
re too goofy for the older grades who've lost their desire to exist. Having anything remotely close to an interaction with one of you is like trying to talk to a circus animal who just got introduced to cocaine.
Sophomores: At this point, you begin to understand why freshman are hated as much as they are. The main feature of your sophomore year is that 'groups' such as the athletes, the nerds, and the druggies emerge. It's like being in a television show where everybody is a walking stereotype.
Juniors: You've probably lost your sanity and your will to live by this point. Because senior year is just a big blow-off and a waste of everybody's
time, you get to spend this year cramming four semesters' worth of content into two. The main specialty of this year is getting carpet-bombed into oblivion by homework.
Seniors: You spend no
time on
school whatsoever. In
school, you probably don't give a single fuck what your grades are and will instead devote endless hours to doing nothing when you could be in
college or at home learning a skill.
