Titty Movie 

A term given to any 1980s-style mindless formula sex comedy, primarily marketed to teens, which included several scenes of gratuitous female topless nudity. (Today, sadly, a dying genre.)

Examples are too numerous to give here, but these are the movies that in VHS days suffered extreme wear and tear from excessive pausing and frame advancing on the above referenced titty scenes.

"We were gonna go out last night, but instead we bought a two-four of 50 and rented a good titty movie."

Titty Movie by Adman12 September 11, 2005

TITSOON 

A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)

Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!

TITSOON by weave November 22, 2003

Titrexpert 

A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.

Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this girl's breast cancer from a mile away... Literally A MILE AWAY! I was astounded at his abilities.

Titrexpert by joemammy January 16, 2009

bombing the Titanic 

Performing an action which makes an already doomed situation even worse.

Nigel: So then I let her in on the fact that I have a collection of all the vintage Star Wars action figures, in their original packaging no less.

Charlie: Man, she already thought you were a loser, by telling her that you were just bombing the Titanic.

bombing the Titanic by Circushead July 11, 2006

Litty titty 

When shit is too lit

Man this party is litty titty

Litty titty by Chriscod001 October 20, 2015

Hard as Tits 

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

Hard as Tits by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

Titans 

Giant creatures that eat all your loved ones and friends. They are useless and should all die for killing someones mom!!!

Blonde friend:" the titans are coming!!!" Me: "TITANSSSSS!!!!"

Titans by Jaegerlicious Eren November 3, 2014