Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021

Scrapple Neck

When the vertebrae in one's spinal column wears down or is damaged to the point where they need fusion to repair the area. It is commonly referred to as "scrapple neck" throughout Northern New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

It is rumored that the discarded vertebrae,connective tissue and cartilage can be found in many early Pennsylvania Dutch Scrapple recipes.

Rich put up with the pain long enough.

It was finally time to see a doctor about his Scrapple Neck.

by Dr.Cha0s December 29, 2021

Scramble your eggs

Can I fuck you?

Can I scramble your eggs tonight?

by R$$91 January 2, 2022

Scrambled Egg

To have sex with your female partner during menstruation

Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Scrambled Egg

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

shrampler

Someone who enjoys to trample on infant turtles or any animal with a shell.

Person 1: Hey did you here from Jennifer last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she went shrampling.
Person 1: Classic Jennifer, she's such a shrampler!

by Shrampleking October 31, 2023