Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 1, 2004

oxy moron

two words that contradict each other

perfect reject, pretty ugly

by Gena April 23, 2003

Mormon

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"

by Gloverboy6 January 10, 2010

mormon porn

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.

My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time

by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

Mormon Cuddle

A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.

That awkward couple in the movie theater have been doing a Mormon cuddle the whole time.

by Get at me April 15, 2012

moronasaurus

someone so utterly stupid that you're amazed that they even know how to breathe.

You voted for Bush? What the fuck kind of moronasaurus are you?

by Bulldog6 October 7, 2006