jizztrap

A slutty girl or gay person whom loves the cum.

Jenny is such a jizztrap, she swallows without being asked.

by Thom December 18, 2003

Jizzstain

A rare mishap in which the child's father is having sexually relations with another man as the child walks in. The semen then shoots and lands perfectly on the child's hair marking him for life. It is a commonly known source for embarrassment and bullying among school and friends. Most inflicted with this unfortunate incident should and do turn to suicide.

Also known as a "Joe Crowther"

Oh thats Joe Crowther, its some kinda jizzstain or something

by 14400peoople221 November 14, 2011

The Jizzinator

The act of blowing a massive load

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night

by ThisGuy Ftw! :) June 11, 2011

jizzin my shiz

Also .. 'jizzin my shiz' , can include words : on, in, around, all over, up, etc.

These all can be used in different context. But basically it translates to "you are messing with, or on, my person or belongings.

'Jizz my shiz' on the other hand means fix something up or make it better. gaying up the sitch

These phrases were coined by me and a mate in Aug 2010 whilst camping at Byron Bay, NSW Australia.

You're jizzin my shiz!
You're kidding, you're joking, you're pulling my leg.

Stop 'jizzin on my shiz'
Someone getting up in your face or space.

My boyfriend stayed overnight, we was 'jizzin my shiz'
To physically jizz on someone/something

Sure! 'jizz my shiz bro.'
Means fix something up or make it better.

by ozipete October 21, 2010

jizzits

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

by obilongjohn August 23, 2019

jizzt

Exactly like "gist," but slightly more immature and so much more satisfying (kind of like your mom last night).

Person 1: "So then I said to her that I wasn't and then she said that I was and then I'm like no and then she's like yes and then I donkey punched her in the mouth. It's a confusing situation."
Person 2: "Nah, it's okay, I got the jizzt."

by gwenniebelle July 1, 2009

jizzstache

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.

Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.

by Minihandss May 2, 2010