Jizzstain

A rare mishap in which the child's father is having sexually relations with another man as the child walks in. The semen then shoots and lands perfectly on the child's hair marking him for life. It is a commonly known source for embarrassment and bullying among school and friends. Most inflicted with this unfortunate incident should and do turn to suicide.

Also known as a "Joe Crowther"

Oh thats Joe Crowther, its some kinda jizzstain or something

by 14400peoople221 November 14, 2011

Jizzstain Judy

The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.

Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."

Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"

Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."

Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."

Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."

by Pat Clements January 20, 2009

Jizz Stain

When a guy jacks off and gets semen on a stain-able surface, such as leather or shirt material.

Dude I totally had a jizz stain on my pants today at school and I didn't even notice.

by Brony69 November 28, 2011

Jizzstash

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz

Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"

by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

Jizzstickle

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)

1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.

by Richurtz August 14, 2015

jizztin

a septicle used for the collection of semen

girl: ewww not in my hair justin...use this jizztin!! <hands justin a glass>

by Justin Wee March 16, 2008

Jizztan

A term to describe severely pale human beings.

"That guy looks like he got a jizztan!"

by Pooolb December 2, 2011