the grenade

This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls, the grenade's callousness from years of fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the short straw).

"She was the grenade" should be an acceptable defense in murder cases.

by Ranting Bastard August 4, 2004

chocolate pudding grenade

a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet

Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there

by Patrick M G February 9, 2008

Jump the Grenade

The act of hooking up with the Fat and or Ugly Girl who is going to tell her hot friend she can't hook up with your buddy. You know, that one nasty chick who is all bitchy right up to the time she realizes she is actually gonna get laid, then she is suddenly cool.

"Buddy, will you jump the grenade and start giving that nasty chick some attention before she claims she has to go home?" "Yeah but if I have to stick in her butt again I'm gonna be pissed"!!!

by kinghog August 8, 2008

Grenade

Property of preston grenade.

Bro dont touch that.
Why?
Thats prestons grenade.

by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018

Hippie Grenade

a marijuana seed. got its name by the way they explode when smoked.

"John you basterd! Make sure you get out all of the hippie grenades first!"

by Travis Karacson January 27, 2008

Grenade Watch

To actively distract the least attractive female of a group for the sake of your male companions.

(generally performed as an act of sacrifice to help your buddies score).

Dude! You're on grenade watch tonight...

by Nice+Boozy July 4, 2006

Anal Grenade

1. the act of skeeting into an asshole

1. DUDE, i totally anal grenaded this chick i met at the club last night
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you

by Anal Grenader December 16, 2008