GLOBAL

Buzz word used by today's large American employers in years 2009+, where jobs and industry are being offshored or moved overseas.

Basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for

Gonna Lay Off Buttloads And Lie

Make preparations in advance after hearing this word! There will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is YOU.

Manager: "ComTech is moving toward becoming a GLOBAL corporation."

Manager: "We have started a new GLOBAL hiring initiative."

by Sir Rutherford January 28, 2011

global

This term comes from the video game World of Warcraft. To "global" someone means to kill them almost instantly, in the space of one global cooldown (about 1 to 1.5 seconds).

LOL GET GLOBALED KID.

by vurt August 2, 2012

globe

A round map of the planet earth.

I found my state on the globe! Yay!!11!1!1!

by CombatWombat August 15, 2003

Global Industrial Champion

A state of being the best at squeezing as much money as possible out of governments while also being in a constant litigious battle against their cheaper competitors.

Boeing is committed to doing everything it can, including screwing its employees, to become a Global Industrial Champion

by screech42 February 13, 2018

Harlem Globe Jerker

When 5 to 10 completely nude males gather around a female (preferably nude), run around her in a circle while ejaculating all over her, and whistle the Harlem Globe Trotter theme song.

Dude...me and my friends ran around your grandmother and gave her the old Harlem Globe Jerker.

by Ricky George December 31, 2007

Global Hardstyle

The most awesome hardstyle community out there, based on the old-school sound of hardstyle.

Also know as GHF, and has sub forums for other genres like global hardcore and the new global hardtech.

Man, I was on Global Hardstyle all day. I really hate nu-style now.

by Kryptt March 1, 2009

Glob juices

Of, or pertaining to, those involved in the "scramz" genre of music. Also, semen.

God damn those dudes are some glob juices.

Sup, my glob juices.

I've been drinking so much glob juice recently, I'm really starting to question who I am.

by Jmonet August 6, 2014