Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos

Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.

by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009

Diallo

Someone who has peer pressure but can also make decisions on their own if they just believe in themselves. They hide their feelings and think it's a sign of strength. They are not patient with love and believe that playing girls is a better way. They have been hurt before but what they don't know is that when they find the right girl they fall in love with the girl when she talks to them in a harsh way because they believe all girls should bow to their hot looks and body. They are great people and sometimes they think they are addicted to drug but they are not they are addicted to the feeling of feeling among . All they need for a better life Is for them to take things and people seriously and fight for the right girl and stay with the right people. Sometimes their ideal girl are dark skinned and thick girls and also smart girls. Diallo is a fun and lively person but just needs the right people.

Diallo has a great body and is a great guy but I can't date him cuz he doesn't take things seriously

by Babe baby boy flawless November 12, 2017

Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.

Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.

by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010

President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Dillon

Dillon M.

Most amazing boy you will ever meet. He can put a smile on your face with one glance. He is kind, caring, and always concerned about you. He's one of a kind. He's not like every other person these days, who just waltzes around not caring for anyone else, simply living their life just because. He lives each day to the fullest. He strives to the best he can, and the amount of love he can hold is unbelievable. He is wonderful to be around, he's always making people laugh, by the simplest of things. He makes every moment feel like a memory worth keeping. When he laughs, it makes you want to stay right where you are and share the moment with him. He is the best boyfriend a girl could ever want, romantic, sweet, caring, humorous, silly, and he when you looks into your eyes and smiles at you, you feel like if you're with him, everything will be okay. The world could be falling down around you, and when you're in his arms, you feel like there are no worries. You feel like just living in the present.
He's one of those people who you NEVER want to leave. He's one of those people that I am going to hold onto forever. Because he's made me the happiest girl ever. : )

"There is nobody like Dillon."

by LyssaMarie December 29, 2009

Dillon

A boy who texts girls about his morning wood.

Dillon texted me to tell me about his boner. ;)

by OhWiseFox March 22, 2013

Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007