Budget

Budget: Your bosses reason to say no to any purchase you want or need to make.

Sorry we don’t have enough money in the budget to buy you the boat you requisitioned. However we are going to reforecast so that you can purchase a rubber boat. Oh boy, safe sailing.

by Yodotcom March 20, 2011

brudget

A drunk blonde chick that doesn't know the difference between left and down.

The brudget fell down insted of going thrugh the door to the left.

by chad z March 3, 2008

budget cunt

someone who acts like a peasant and refuses to share their spoils with their best mates #budgetcunt

During a session of bare raving, Phil acted like a budget cunt and refused to share his power gak with his mates despite them all sharing the Levis and Kitkat around

by #budgetcunt January 5, 2018

bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

budget

Something that tells you just how broke you really are

I can't even buy Ramen noodle on my baby daddy budget.

by artiquephenom January 19, 2015

Bludgeon

Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'

by Genoliv February 28, 2010

baller-on-a-budget

a man who acts like he is a baller, but is broke. he no ball. he a broken man...help him

trey is so fake, acting like hes balling, that guys a baller-on-a-budget

by Licka my bAlls March 14, 2018