Sparkling

When a male cums and then urinates in a females butthole. Can only be done with a female by one male. The two must mix.

Guy: I totally went sparkling with Girl #1 last night. It was awesome.

by fakename29034789 August 20, 2011

Sparkle Dick

When a Girl uses face Glitter, and she gives you head, you become a sparkle dick.

Jane Gave me head
SPARKLE DICK!

by T-MONEY666 October 6, 2007

sparkle cigarette

A cigarette that, when smoked, bright sparks fly from the end. It is made by using a lighter in very brief bursts to ever so slightly melt the cellophane on the cigarette box or pack. The cigarette is then immediately rolled on the cellophane to coat it with the plastic. If you can see the plastic melting, you've done too much.

Check this out. It's called a sparkle cigarette. See the sparks coming from the end?

by A. Freak October 20, 2005

parklife

porklife,perklife,parkloif,sexlife,pinrklif,barflife or whatever you call it (or distort it) it's always good to put at the end of any Russel Brand text.

Noel Gallagher did so,and even if you don't like big potato boy,you gotta do it too.

Russel Brand: “I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
Anyone:PARKLIFE

by Britpop Girl January 8, 2022

Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie

One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.

person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"

dad: *goes to get the milk*

by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021

Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011

sparkle stick

A wonderful penis.

Sally: OMG i totally did Jim last night, and he for sure had a sparkle stick.

Suzie: His sparkle stick was huge.

by FieryCupcake February 17, 2010