help reaching the top shelf 

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

help reaching the top shelf by Borazon March 14, 2022

Bottom Shelf Brad 

Usually but not exclusively a poor or working class white male that has severe anger issues. They usually target women of color(particularly black women)feeding off of their insecurities and gullibility.

They can be vehemently racist, extremely violent and destructive. They know that being White alone can be enough to get by in Urban areas and take full advantage of it.

Person 1 - Yo you heard about Keyshia new boyfriend

Person 2 - Yeah I heard he just got out of jail due to child porn charges

Person 1 - Welp, he just went back because he just killed her

Person 2 - Oh damn....Typical Bottom Shelf Brad

Bottom Shelf Brad by Ant0091 December 31, 2020

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

Columbus Shelf by Jesse November 19, 2003

Meat Shelf 

The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.

That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we cant see his Meat shelf.

Meat Shelf by Jim Reed May 16, 2006

put up a shelf 

code for masturbation when you are in a public forum.

My wife had a headache last night, so I put up a shelf

put up a shelf by lxb112 August 11, 2010

Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule 

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.

- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule by Santa Claus-Elf Watcher November 23, 2013

friends shelf 

Usually pertaining to guys, the friends shelf is when a girl labels you a friend, disallowing you to be anything more then "just friends".

I am on the friends shelf because this girl hangs out with me and we get along great but i will never be more then a friend to her.

friends shelf by Tongnar July 11, 2006