Ponkey

A combination of a pony and a donkey. Best used to describe a pony and donkey lover.

"She was such a ponkey"

by UnicornLover404 March 22, 2026

Pinkeye Fart

Pushing out an unfiltered bare ass fart directly into someone's face, instead of their pillow, with the idea of giving them pinkeye.

When you are naked in bed with your partner and purposely push out a fart, then lift the blanket and drop it to blow the fart into their face.

"You better not blow that pinkeye fart in my face!"

"Did you just bare ass fart on me!"
"And here's the pinkeye fart in your face"

by MyRealNameisTurdburglar March 28, 2026

PinkEye Party

You and Some others gather around taking turns Farting in each others faces.

I heard Johnnys having another PinkEye Party, Who's RSVPing with me?👌

by FeetColdMatter October 4, 2025

Ranky Panky

Using one's business/social rank as a vehicle for aggressive uninvited seduction. Replete with rewards and penalties for compliance or non-compliance. An extreme example would be: “Doing the maid.” Exploiting people sexually thru seniority.

Ranky Panky is also a form of sexual exploitation -or- using sex as a tool to advance oneself in an organization.

2.Thru Ranky Panky she/he was able to climb the corporate ladder quicker than others more qualified.

Derived from Hanky Panky

The CEO engages in Ranky Panky.

by Michael Greenberg September 3, 2008

mourch punkey

that same as porch monkey. just sounds cooler

hay man get up yout acting like a mourch punkey

by thatguywiththeface February 16, 2009

skanky-panky

Hanky-panky between two or more skanks.

Frank and two of them strippers headed back in the alley way for a wild night of some skanky-panky!

by cheyeguy July 9, 2011

stinky pinkey

the pinkey you always use to put it in the butt. therefore making it "your stinky pinkey"

Dude you just touched my stinky pinkey ....

by lazy Legs January 6, 2015