Naughty Nutting

When you get with someone for many months or years without anyone knowing.

John: Nathan I cant believe you got with Fran for so long without telling me.
Nathan: Yes I’ve truly japed you.

John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!

by Pin head no.1 February 25, 2020

Rubber Nutting

A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.

“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

Butter Nutting

The practice of blowing a snot rocket into her vagina instead of ejaculating.

My girls been acting up, I'm Butter Nutting tonight.

by Ricky the sticky July 7, 2022

Russian Nesting Dolling

When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.

"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"

by dietdrpete June 6, 2023

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

Buster Nutting

The act of going to cemetery, digging up a dead animal, and aggressively having sex with it while your homie either fingers or masturbates it. This must be done using anal beads, lube, lotion, and a ripped up homemade condom. For it to be considered Buster Nutting, you must practice all of your moves on a fleshlight made from a sponge, rubber gloves, and a can of pringles for 10 hours straight. After you do it for a good 5 seconds and let out your load, you must start jumping on the animal until it's organs splatter everywhere so you can drink it up like it's a cherry fucking slushie.

Hey Bob, Jimmy's Dog just got brutally murdered, it's a perfect time to practice our Buster Nutting skills

by 2xVanity May 10, 2024