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The Madden

A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.
"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"
by AJP86 October 28, 2008
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Dave Madden

Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.
Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."

Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"

Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"

Dave Madden: "..."
by jkline27 March 14, 2010
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midde finger

Digit located between the index finger and the ring finger. Used mainly for powerful grips and the middle finger salute.
Extend your arm


Extend your middle finger.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004
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benji madden

The fag from Good Charlotte and father of Nicole Richie's baby.
Jasmine: OMG I totally LOVE Benji Madden?
Me: Are you on crack? He fucked a whore! He sucks major balls!
by SupaDupa Fag November 4, 2007
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Sean Madden

A genious who is often asked if his uncle or grandfather is The "John Madden"..

He always repies with a smart comment ..but then continues his work
"HOLY SHIT its John Maddens Nephew.. right.. Sean Madden ..right..aww damn!"
by Mr Creepay January 30, 2009
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maddenfluenza

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008
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Madden Arcade

A very embarrassing, spirit crushing move used only by the epitome of Madden/Madden Arcade players in which you dodge an opponents player using only your joysticks.

This may cause the other player to ear rape you with constant profanity as you have made them fail so badly that they look like a fool with their pants on the ground.
"Hahaha! You have just been Madden Arcaded. How do you feel?"
"I feel like fucking you sideways with a pitchfork. That was bullshit and I bet you can't do it again."
by One pump chump March 6, 2010
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